Happy time~~~ 中式英文來搞笑!!

1． we two who and who？
咱倆誰跟誰阿
2． how are you ? how old are you?
怎麼是你，怎麼老是你？
3． you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
你不鳥我，我也不鳥你
4． you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers！together up ！
你有種，我要給你點顏色瞧瞧，兄弟們，一起上！
5． hello everybody!if you have something to say,they say! if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，無事退朝
6． you me you me
彼此彼此
7． You Give Me Stop!!
你給我站住！
8． know is know noknow is noknow
知之為知之，不知為不知…
9． WATCH SISTER
表妹
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’s sons can make hole!!
龍生龍，鳳生鳳，老鼠的兒子會打洞！
11．American Chinese not enough
美中不足
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
車禍現場描述